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- WELCOME TO FREEZER! THE SECOND DEMO IN THE UPFRONT KITCHEN-SERIES. AND A VERY HAPPY UPFRONT 'COZ WE HAVE JUST BEEN TOLD TODAY THAT OUR DEMO 'TOASTER' RECEIVED A MASSIVE 95% ON COMPUNET!! WELL THEN, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS? OFCOURSE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT ALL YET, SO KEEP READING!! JUST TO WASTE SOME TIME I'LL NOW GIVE YOU THE CREDITS: AMAZING CODE BY OUR TWO WASTEHEADS: STARGATE (MAINPROGRAMMER) AND EINSTEIN (HELPING HAND+A LITTLE SURPRISE SOON COMING TO THE SCREEN NEAR YOU!) MUSIC COMPOSED AND COPYRIGHT BY JOHANNES BJERREGAARD (15 LINES AIN'T MUCH FOR A MUSICROUTINE JOZZ. NICE WORK!) ALL GRAPHICS PERFORMED BY ZORO (COOL Z) AND DULL (YOU'RE RIGHT , ED.) ASCII-CODES BY GROUCHO(COMPLETE WITH AN EXTRAORDINARY HANGOVER!), STARGATE(ALMOST ASLEEP, HE'S BEEN CODING FOR 48 HOURS) AND EINSTEIN(HAVEN'T ARRIVED YET BUT I GUESS HE'S QUITE TIRED ANYWAY!) I GUESS STARGATE WANTS TO THANK SOME PEOPLE, ISN'T THAT SO.... HEY WAKE UP MAN!! OH, FELL ASLEEP. I WANT TO THANK SEVERAL PERSONS FOR THEIR HELP AND SUPPORT. FIRST MY MOM AND DAD (BOY, THIS IS GONNA TAKE A LONG TIME!) AND... (PLEEEEEASE, STARGATE!!!) OH WELL THEN, THANKS TO ALL THESE GUYS: EINSTEIN, THE EDGE OF FUTURITY, JAN P.(OLD CLASSMATE), ROBOTRON(I OWE THIS MAN ALOT. HE TAUGHT ME MC!) AND LAST AND LEAST GROUCHO. ALL THESE ABSOLUTE NICE PERSONS (GROUCHO?) BORROWED ME A PART OF THEMSELVES (IE: THEIR C64) SO THAT THIS COULD BECOME REALITY (YOU KNOW. I'M ONLY ON AMIGA!) YES, THANK YOU STARGATE (MOOOAAAAN!) WELL I(THE GROUCHY GROUCHO) THINK IT'S TIME TO BLOW OUR GREETINGS(NOT MANY, BUT ENOUGH!) - WHAT! NO COLORS! A PICTURE! EXPLOSIONS! WHAAAAT! IS THIS REALLY A MULTIPLEXED D.Y.S.P. ON TOP OF A HIRES-PIC OR AM I A DUCK. THE ANSWER IS OFCOURSE: YES!(YES WHAT?) WELL TO BE SERIOUS: THE 14-SPRITE-FREEZER-DYSP(WELL IT IS QUITE COOL, ISN'T IT?) IS REALLY JUST A GREETINGS-SCROLL SHOWING OFF !! EINSTEIN JUST ARRIVED AND YES, HE SURE IS TIRED ! I THINK I WANT TO SEND SOME MESSAGES TO SOME OF OUR FRIENDS NOW. YO MARK/IKARI SORRY I HAVEN'T SEND A DECENT LETTER TO YOU YET, BUT I JUST DON'T HAVE THE TIME. BUT I GUESS IT'LL BE REAL SOON! BY THE WAY WHERE'S THAT MAGAZINE-ARTICLE YOU PROMISED ME? HELLO W.O.T. SORRY I HAVEN'T SEND TO YOU NEITHER BUT I DO WANT TO SWAP DEMOES WITH YOU AND YES, WE ARE IN THE TRIANGLE-DEMO-COMP., BUT I DO HOPE YOU HAVE FIGURED THAT OUT ALREADY !! YOU CAN STILL WRITE TO US FOR ANY REASON, BUT I WON'T PROMISE AN ANSWER, BECAUSE WE ARE VERY BUSY AT THE MOMENT! THE ADRESS IS : UPFRONT - BOX 2031 - DK8900 THOUGH, IF YOU WANT US TO MAKE A PIECE OF PROGRAMMING, YOU CAN BE SURE TO GET AN ANSWER WITHIN A FORTNIGHT. GROUCHO SIGNING OFF. AND NOW TO THE REAL TEXT, BY THE TWO PROGRAMMERS OF THIS MEGAPIECE OF ART: STARGATE & EINSTEIN. JUST GOT A CALL FROM TECH. HE WANTED US TO TRY A NEW IDEA HE GOT. WE SHOULD TIE THE TINY HAIRS FROM STARGATE'S NOSE TO THE HAIRS IN MY (EINSTEIN) ASS. FUNNY IDEA. REALLY FUNNY. BUT ANYWAY, WE WERE LUCKY (WE GOT RID OF HIM). NOW TO OUR MESSAGES: STARGATE WANTS TO THANK ALLAN STEFFENSEN FOR ALL THE STUPID TALK AND FOR IRRITATING HIM AS HELL (YOU'RE GREAT FUN, ANYWAY). FROM EINSTEIN TO TECH: THANKS FOR BEEING A PERVERT, ALWAYS NICE WITH NEW IDEAS. EVEN THOUGH THE LAST ONE WASN'T AS FUN PRACTISING AS THE OTHERS. TO JAN PEDERSEN. IT WAS NICE DIGITIZING YOUR ASS ON MY AMIGA. WILL SOON ARRIVE ON YOUR SCREEN IN A LITTLE DEMO WE ARE DOING, JUST FOR YOU (WILL ONLY BE SPREAD TO THE CLOSEST FRIENDS! ??????). AND NOW FROM ALL OF US TO ALL OF YOU. WE MIGHT JUST HAVE A PARTY HERE IN RANDERS (6. BIGGEST CITY IN DENMARK), AND THAT IS GONNA BE COOL (NO PLACE TO STAY, PRETTY COOL!!! ONLY KIDDING!) WE WILL ARRANGE IT AT THE NEWEST AND BIGGEST SCHOOL IN RANDERS. WITH ONLY 1 KM TO CENTRUM, BEERS, BARS & GIRLS. IN THE RANGE OF 100 M, WE HAVE A STORE (WHERE YOU CAN BUY ALMOST ANYTHING UNTILL 17.30), A SERVICE STATION, WITH A BIG KIOSK CONNECTED TO IT (OPEN TILL 22.00) AND A HOTDOG STAND (SELLING 12 DIFFERENT BURGERS, POMMES FRITES, HOTDOGS, ICECREAM, CANDY, COLA AND OTHER SODAPOPS.). MORE INFORMATION ABOUT THIS MEGAPARTY, WHICH WILL BE IN THE SUMMERHOLIDAY, LATER. STARGATE AND EINSTEIN ENDING THIS TEXT. WRAP! END OF TRASH! -